ROBERT J POWER

Greetings from my cage! Good day, my fine sycophants. How are you all? I’m being all polite in a pathetic attempt at winning your favour,...

Greetings from my cage. I’m beginning to feel the gentle tapping on my shoulder of your collective demands for the final book in the...

Greetings from my cage. Except, I’m not in my cage I’m free. Having a smashing time, frolicking around in the rainstorms of most Irish...

Greetings from my cage. My cat's a prick. I don’t usually go on about things like this but today I need you all to know that my cat is a...

Greetings from my cage. Except, I’m still not back in my cage. I’m still on holiday. Yeah, Yeah, I can hear the frustration from here....

Greetings from my cage. It’s here!!!!! The Outcasts, Spark City Book 3, releases today!!!!! Well, I’ve probably lost most of you now....

Greetings from my cage. How are my wonderful sycophants? Did you know Outcasts is about to be released? IT IS ALMOST DONE AND THERE IS...

Note: This blog update was for June. But I'm an idiot so didn't post it. Also I was on holidays. And distracted by sandwiches. Greetings...

Greetings from my cage. I’ve become addicted to sauerkraut. It tastes like monster munch. Well, the massive jar I eat it from with a...

Greetings from my cage, my wonderful sycophants. They’ve given me no bullet points or instructions for this post so things are about to...

Its not the Outcasts. I’m very sorry. Sort of. Would you feel better if I told you The Outcasts was going wonderfully? How would 400...

Greetings from my cage, my wonderful sycophants. Look at me hitting my target of semi-scheduled emails like a fuken boss. How was...

Fuk fuk fukkity fuk fuk!!!! I mean, greetings from my cage, my wonderful sycophants. It is here. The book of all books. Finally. Done....

Greetings from my cage. Well, I’ve nothing much to say in this email.... Nothing much happens in October. Kind of a shit month really....

Let me take a moment to tell you of my wonderful new Secret Lab Titan chair. Of all the chairs I’ve sat upon, this is the best. It...

And now begins my MANY MANY months of counter trolling as I hold a certain March of Magnus to ransom. Do you want it? Eh? Eh? Well, fuk...

Greetings from my cage. An update for you all. I stopped writing The March of Magnus last night. I stopped writing because I just...

Greetings from my cage! Well, this year is turning out to be a right fuken kick in the teeth. We’re all a little freaked and obsessed...

Greetings from my cage My mom wants you all to know she is fighting the good fight, she’s on my case about getting Spark City's sequel...

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, hope Santa delivers wonderful gifts, or whatever, wait, what? I’ve missed the deadline for seasonal greetings?...